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1. October 神無月 (march@marchgenso.me)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 23:10:27 JST October 神無月

   • October 神無月
   Imagine gorillas competing in the UFC
   • In Naraka (permanently) (mono@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 23:16:30 JST In Naraka (permanently)

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     @march *leans closer into the mic* "can you imagine the kind of damage a gorilla would cause if we could teach it martial arts"
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   • Protected Moomin (moonman@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 23:24:32 JST Protected Moomin

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     @mono @march https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXG4HrH1L-k
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   • October 神無月 (march@marchgenso.me)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 23:27:10 JST October 神無月

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     @mono Adult male gorillas can weigh up to 200 kilograms. That's around 120 kilograms of walking muscle mass. And that's without any strength training.
     
     Now, what do you think would happen if we put one through strength and conditioning training? I'm shuddering just thinking about what it would take to stop that thing when it gets out. It would be the ultimate fighter. It could rip a T-rex's throat out.
     Eastern-Lowland-Gorilla.jpg
   • October 神無月 (march@marchgenso.me)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2019 23:31:34 JST October 神無月

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     @moonman @mono
     Do not teach chimpanzees BJJ