yeah it makes no sense specially when in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
In light of cybre.space's impending doom, I'm investigating (lightweight) #ActivityPub servers to run on my (shared) web host ideally that I can use with @tootapp (not a dealbreaker if I can't). Any assistance, insight, and/or recommendations anyone might provide would be greatly appreciated! :boost_ok:
## Requirements
I am able to run #PHP, #NodeJS, #Ruby, and #Python apps, but I'd prefer PHP or Node apps because I know those languages. I have access to MySQL for databases, 1GB of RAM to work with, and ~20GB of storage space total (not a dealbreaker, I can get more).
In addition to this, I need something that's 1) low maintenance, 2) easy to manage, 3) fairly reliable, and 4) storage-friendly.
## Nice-to-have
Single-user servers intrigue me, so I'd love to use one of those if possible. I love Misskey's emoji reactions, but I hear Misskey is a heavy mess of an app and the single-user Dolphin fork appears to be dead now. Anyway, suggestions in that direction would be cool.
@Alamantus @humanetech You should be able to run GNUSocial with those constraints. I have not experience with shared web hostings, but I know gnusocial.jp runs on one of those.
FML, ok, so correction my web host only provides access to versions to up to: - PHP 8.1 (actually fine) - Node version 14.18.3 (yikes) - Python 3.9.12 (ugh) - Ruby 2.7
Here's a thought: self-hosting all technology, a common end goal of many software freedom enthusiasts, has nothing to do with freedom. Rather, it's the logical end of hyper-individualism applied to source code.
Here is a counterpoint: maybe self-hosting isn't about one person, one server. I think most self-hosting enthusiasts would be (and are) happily sharing their servers with other people, family, friends, community.
This solves the massive problem of hyper centralisation not with hyper individualism (which, I agree, comes with its own risks) but by reducing our dependency on VC bullshit driven surveillance services.
@ilumium@ehashman as a self-hosting enthusiast, I host for lots of communities because I know it's unrealistic for everyone to know (or care) enough to do it for themselves...and it's no extra effort to host for others if I'm doing it for myself anyway. It's a natural, easy way for me to provide value for others - to give back to my community, that's given quite a lot to me.