Notices by Katamari Kaczynski (pixley@radical.town)

Evelyn sat on me for like one entire minute

She keeps aggressively sniffing my hair, it smells good but come on Evelyn

His tongue is poking out and his face is twitching and I am dying

Kyle brought me this wooden cat bookmark from Salem and it is cute

Good lord Shankly

Why in house if not playing with Evelyn, why alive if not playing with Evelyn, play with Evelyn now

I tricked her into sitting on my lap by sitting in Kyle's chair

Haven't posted a good Evelyn blep in a while

Shankly and I are both living for pleasure alone this weekend

Shankly is simply refusing to acknowledge that I have not made him a lap, and I admire it

The possibility of making myself breakfast seems ever more remote

Evelyn I need that belt please

Update

Shankly is """patiently""" waiting for me to finish my cream of wheat so he can lick the bowl out

Here is a cat for your Friday night

But I'm hungry

Looking good, Shanks

This is literally how my cat looks at a doughnut