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Notices by Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club), page 3

  1. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2019 04:32:51 JST Dad Dad
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    chinchilla.webm
    In conversation Monday, 18-Nov-2019 04:32:51 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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  2. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2019 11:40:32 JST Dad Dad
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    @why Whoever mocks boomers should see to it that in the process he does not become a boomer. And if you gaze long enough into Facebook, Facebook will gaze back into you.
    In conversation Saturday, 16-Nov-2019 11:40:32 JST from shitposter.club permalink
  3. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2019 04:16:06 JST Dad Dad
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    • Protected Moomin
    Rare photograph of me and @moonman in 1983
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    In conversation Saturday, 16-Nov-2019 04:16:06 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/84a971f87223d81772bb7a6b48f5480ba741ce662088493734fb52795f216382.jpg?name=NJsJFu8.jpg
  4. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Nov-2019 07:49:48 JST Dad Dad
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    wii sports expert.webm
    In conversation Thursday, 14-Nov-2019 07:49:48 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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  5. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2019 20:09:39 JST Dad Dad
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    Day 74 of no fap

    As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

    Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

    I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

    As I float into the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place. You're welcome.
    In conversation Wednesday, 13-Nov-2019 20:09:39 JST from shitposter.club permalink
  6. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 11:26:11 JST Dad Dad
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    We've got another movie! Come back, @augustus!

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    howard.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 11-Nov-2019 11:26:11 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/2861e1721c2cd44ce455dbc726d522eb91686d5a671732e703319bb8f860b749.jpg?name=howard.jpg
  7. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 09:30:05 JST Dad Dad
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    IT BEGINS

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    wanda.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 11-Nov-2019 09:30:05 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/538041c56be73ba086700b55e96a38ef2c6aa66e86c98b2dfef88658d48f1243.jpg?name=wanda.jpg
  8. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 09:05:59 JST Dad Dad
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    Tonight's movie for SPC Movie Night is A Fish Called Wanda (1988). Showtime is at 5:30pm US Mountain Time, or in 25 minutes. Come watch Youtubes with us until then!

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    wanda.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 11-Nov-2019 09:05:59 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/538041c56be73ba086700b55e96a38ef2c6aa66e86c98b2dfef88658d48f1243.jpg?name=wanda.jpg
  9. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Nov-2019 04:51:48 JST Dad Dad
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    Choose which garbage movie to watch! We need more voters!

    Double Dragon (1994)
    God's Not Dead (2014)
    The Toxic Avenger (1984)

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    doubledragon.jpg
    godsnotdead.jpg
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    In conversation Saturday, 09-Nov-2019 04:51:48 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/9c95c7276b623a22e3277168d668ed490ee5d0fff64314d2944b309770d20c00.jpg?name=doubledragon.jpg

    2. https://shitposter.club/media/e8dc15c832d7c45303e85a08b0cc0e38ea049619daec0d8047beadf41d7b9eb7.jpg?name=godsnotdead.jpg

    3. https://shitposter.club/media/5f423184a48e2b953d6bf6a30c62aae66ad7e6c6aa4f68ead1506eb7bfbae3bd.jpg?name=toxicavenger.jpg
  10. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2019 00:12:32 JST Dad Dad
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    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Nov-2019 00:12:32 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/c8dce6ff8d0d8fc7930868b54e22f6568c10dfe4d3379efdbe2723822de2e744.jpg?name=1572964470621%5B1%5D.jpg
  11. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 14:46:24 JST Dad Dad
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    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 14:46:24 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/eb774401a05d9746808f26cb0b27d8f8205def8db8635aedc178e81324fd5321.png?name=CODIEREN%20LERNEN.png
  12. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 13:13:03 JST Dad Dad
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    This guy runs two blogs about obscure (mostly Japan-only) RPGs, so you don't have to know moon-letters or spend 40 hours each to look at them.

    https://strategyrpgs.blogspot.com/
    https://superfamicomrpgs.blogspot.com/
    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Nov-2019 13:13:03 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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      Super Famicom RPGs
      Dedicated to the RPGs for the classic 16-bit system, the Super Famicom (Super Nintendo in the US).
  13. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2019 11:33:23 JST Dad Dad
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    In conversation Monday, 04-Nov-2019 11:33:23 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/2ee7fa3455314772cff16f91568f9854b4da8d161e27f3b02a830e77f525974f.jpg?name=image0-178.jpg
  14. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2019 11:23:53 JST Dad Dad
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    • Protected Moomin
    @moonman you're a mexican at heart
    In conversation Monday, 04-Nov-2019 11:23:53 JST from shitposter.club permalink
  15. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 06:03:57 JST Dad Dad
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    In one hour (4pm US Mountain Time) we're watching animu: Strike Witches the Movie (2012), Battle Angel Alita OVA (1993), and M.D. Geist (1986)! Come watch Youtubes with us until then!

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    strikewitches.jpg
    mdgeist.jpg
    alita.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 31-Oct-2019 06:03:57 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/e8a65a77e812dbba1f673b45924317137063641de61255cbd5710e82cf276b77.jpg?name=strikewitches.jpg

    2. https://shitposter.club/media/5bfe39070fde320398b7418a2a9f26cabf9724a2d02dee0ea72dd7fd01f67da4.jpg?name=alita.jpg

    3. https://shitposter.club/media/522ca3b33343d6c5b907d4e1895a29e56660ff4a8879c6065ead891a18f35acc.jpg?name=mdgeist.jpg
  16. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 19:28:53 JST Dad Dad
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    Despite being only 10% of ungulates, deer cause over 9001% of animal-related car crashes.
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    In conversation Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 19:28:53 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/e89c3fb0bed6b8a7cb416942ba65b2bd61a2876fe640cbbd88df7800f8d5d3f1.jpg?name=6mE8AQmqmUa2fi0h2C7DYw.jpg
  17. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 19:10:13 JST Dad Dad
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    young me helping my mom in the kitchen
    1569223594054.webm
    In conversation Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 19:10:13 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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  18. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 18:22:15 JST Dad Dad
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    me and the boys going to the latest SPC meetup
    barlowe_leaving-adamatinarx.jpg…
    In conversation Wednesday, 30-Oct-2019 18:22:15 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/9bf2ce397fb48092b35fdd7bcc28feaa3265d4a1d1f724b8662eac108b29017a.jpg?name=barlowe_leaving-adamatinarx.jpg
  19. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 28-Oct-2019 08:30:04 JST Dad Dad
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    IT BEGINS

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    grave.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 28-Oct-2019 08:30:04 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/467576d7ec81d1122b8ed4ea8bf9b243830287a0794b9f4f12aa3e1694e87cc2.jpg?name=grave.jpg
  20. Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 28-Oct-2019 08:15:48 JST Dad Dad
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    Finishing off SPOOBY SEASON, our movies for SPC Movie Night are Grave of the Fireflies (1988) and Oldboy (2003). Showtime is at 5:30pm US Mountain Time, or about 15 minutes from now. Come watch Youtubes with us until then!

    https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
    grave.jpg
    oldboy.jpg
    In conversation Monday, 28-Oct-2019 08:15:48 JST from shitposter.club permalink

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    1. https://shitposter.club/media/467576d7ec81d1122b8ed4ea8bf9b243830287a0794b9f4f12aa3e1694e87cc2.jpg?name=grave.jpg

    2. https://shitposter.club/media/e37d8b35dba93702fd18c01cdfcdd342c920d2a8010a99d2e1d1ae1b0201aba5.jpg?name=oldboy.jpg
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