Notices by Sean Heber (bigzaphod@mastodon.social)

Ho ho ho. #mastocats

Important #mastocats status update:

The kids decided to put the cat in a drawer this morning - because why not? That's a perfectly natural thing to do with a cat, right?

At least they had food in there for him. Heck, he actually seemed very calm about the whole situation and just sat there munching his snack.

Me: *big long sigh of resignation and disappointment*
You: What’s up?
Me: *gestures wildly at the universe*

My dog is such a snoozer. https://mastodon.social/media/wVmEEsCBjGw83x_cMfM

Holy shit that's huge.

You can literally do surgery with the iPhone since it’s made of surgical steel. With the watch ECG you can even see if your patient is still alive! Apple provides a complete experience!

Snuggles. /cc @Gargron https://mastodon.social/media/qOdepP_0hFvi8bi76Gg

This probably needs a better icon. And a better name.

Programming is great because you can just take that huge messy chuck from the middle of your function and hide it away under a new name in a new function and feel good about how you "cleaned up" the original function by abstracting the internals.

This is exactly how I used to clean my room as a kid - I'd refactor all the junk on the floor to be under my bed. Boom - problem solved.

*slaps the roof of twitter api*

You can deprecate so many features in this bad boy!