there's been a bit of bother
been a busy-body bothering
the baryonic bodies of the
Big-Black-Blank

its breadth a billion buttercups
(oh fine, it could be more)
and it barrels bout the border
bringing jetsam back in line

"well prove it", says the man
"where's your friend got off to now?"
smug

smug smug

"i'm trying, sir"
"it's, well"
"i do my best, you know?"

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