Did you know that elves are incapable of defecation? Instead, they reproduce rectally (which is why it's apt to declare elves to be shit).
Please exercise caution if an elvish scum tells you it „needs to poop” and asks you to look the other way – that is a clear sign it wants to spawn more point-eared freaks and stage a revolt against you.



Now you know!
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