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1. In Naraka (permanently) (mono@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2019 21:54:55 JST In Naraka (permanently)

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   The moment the bat hits the ball, all lots are open for bidding, which is open to bots, allowing for high frequency traders using trading bots representing each team to rack up massive bids for small patches of land most likely to be hit by the ball. In the blink of an eye, land value shoots up into the hundred millions, and then collapses in an instant. Around this new financial instrument will be an emerging industry of futures, selling contracts to sell these postage stamp sized patches of land at a fixed price if the value reaches a certain amount. This will universally be recognized as a good investment, creating wealth beyond imagination for the MLB while also leveling huge swathes of land around arenas into mirror smooth stone plates with RFID tags and pressure sensors embedded.
   • In Naraka (permanently) (mono@shitposter.club@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2019 17:32:45 JST In Naraka (permanently)

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     @vriska If the ball lands on the batters property, his team retroactively wins all the other past years.
   • 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live@lizards.live)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2019 21:59:50 JST 「VRISKA」

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     @mono The year is 2043. The New York Mets are playing the Tampa Bay/Montreal Expos in the 20th game of the regular season. Late in the 7th inning, Mets manager LeBron James decides to use a pinch hitter. A man batting just over the mendoza line hits his first career home run on a high change-up. It sails out of AmazonBook park. Over a billion dollars are spent in seconds. The ball lands on property owned by the batter who was substituted, and the global stock market never recovers.

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