We had this great idea where we build a series of 4U rack mounted servers that can't do anything but hold a few 2.5" SSD's in the front, that run a proprietery os that is so pumped so full of spyware and "REGISTER WITH **E" pop-ups that the only way to really administer them is via our website (Seriously, it makes our non-E counterpart's laptops look clean) and then make the customer install :rokalife: -ware on their esxi hosts to let them connect.

We also found the perfect name. Lets call it "Nimble".