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@lain crowdfund research to make kaiju attacks real to cull the surplus of males. please donate $500,000,000,000 stretch goal: kaiju incident rate increased from once every 8 years to once every 4 years.
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@lain it will be like eugenics but fairer because it's a 300 meter tall giant fire breathing lizard deciding who lives instead of some bureaucrat.
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@lain scheduled apocalyptic kaiju threat project for human improvement 2020
finally we can have happenings without the unpredictability or political ramifications. like a forestry controlled burn for the masses. world peace (between humans) against a common enemy it cant go wrong.
if you donate $20 you get to vote on the cool name we will give the next kaiju
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@lain the kaiju will be programmed to only kill 1/10th the amount of people who would die from all the wars that it would prevent. there will be mecha battles but they will be staged like pro wrestling to give people excitement and hope for humanity.
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@lain if i reveal any more i hideaki anno will get mad at me for leaking the script of his edgy ultraman deconstruction