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You know what's better than sex?A warm peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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@Moon @SpudsRudeEye most things are better than sex, but sickly-sweet sandwich is pushing it, pretty bad too
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@SpudsRudeEye dont fuck the sandwich
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@SpudsRudeEye @Moon ok, now that's just nop XXsmooches are really nice...peanut-butter can be good, but not the sugar-added kind like that, and jelly is just sweeter and grosser jam with bad texturing, mass-market jelly doubly so
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@shmibs @Moon I use Jif peanut butter and Smucker's jelly on seeded Italian bread. Eating these sandwiches has always provided me more oral pleasure than pretty much any kiss I've ever gotten
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@Moon @SpudsRudeEye other-party seems to enjoy, so guess so; just actively unpleasant experience, though making someone else feel nice offsets a bit
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@shmibs @SpudsRudeEye are you sure you're doing it right