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tfw u read a book about jazz because u wanted ur music to sound sophisticated and now 50% of the keys on the piano are pressed down at any time, so any melodic movement basically consists of alternating the keys you were pressing with the ones you weren't, back and forth, music becomes one of those 16-tile puzzles, and there are only two chords in the song: the chord that has the root note in it, and the chord that doesn't