Notices by Bread bearded Tibike (tibike@niu.moe)

@Mitsu

@ocean

God I hate it when my computer freezes

So Mars with water is just Firefox

Guess I've got @namtari now...

Just an aerodynamic flying rainbow with extremely fast metabolism

Remember to wash your hands after you touched a dirty animal

@hj no, but you might be dad

*Whispering*
> Psst, hey!
> Would you like a a lube that also gives you diabetes?
> It's called:
"High fructose porn syrup"

@rye

@esheep Helooo :3

It is good that you are better

A chicken pie in Jamaica costs £2.00
A chicken pie in Trinidad costs £2.40
A chicken pie in St Kitts costs £2.15

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

@esheep come with me to the arctic :3

@esheep when everything is covered in snow, and it crunches under your feet

It is a blessed feel