what companies think password auto-expiry will do: makes employees pick new and secure passwords every 90 days
what password auto-expiry actually does: makes employees pick something of the form `password1` and incrementing the number every time they're forced to change it
the guard starts an announcement with a super drawn-out "APPARENTLY.... there was a train fault at..." and carries on trying to say what happened
and then says "sorry for this week as a whole, it's been a bit rubbish..." which for you non-brits out there is the equivalent of saying "it's been garbage service and not even I, who is paid by this company, can even attempt to downplay it"
you can hear the exasperation in his voice "yeah sorry we're 20 minutes behind schedule... I don't know why... there was congestion but nobody is saying what it was caused by... the next stop will be in about... 35 minutes because there is now congestion thanks to the number of late-running services... I know it's busy but I can't even declassify first class..."
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