Notices by Dad (noyoushutthefuckupdad@shitposter.club@shitposter.club), page 8
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A schizophrenic programmer who thinks god told him to draw elephants and who died by sleeping on train tracks has done more damage to the CIA's reputation than decades of horrible evil shit the CIA has done ever could.
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Should all Movie Night Movies have English hardsubs from now on?
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Called in sick. Come watch Youtubes with me.
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A Persian Zoroastrian professor was teaching a class on classical history
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Xerxes and accept that the Persian satrapy system was the greatest form of government in the ancient world, even greater than Athenian Democracy!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, hoplite from Athens who had fought in phalanx hundreds of times and understood the necessity of a powerful Athenian navy and fully supported all military decision made by the Strategoi stood up.
”Who's the greatest ruler in history, helot?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Iranianly and smugly replied “Xerxes, you stupid Greek”
”Wrong. It’s Themistocles. If it was Xerxes as you say… then wouldn't he have won at Salamis?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Shahnameh. He stormed out of the room crying those persian crocodile tears. The same tears persians cried when Athens supported their Greek brothers of the eastern Aegean in their revolt against the “king of kings” when they justly sought to overthrow their Persian oppressors. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a Persiaboo hack.
The students applauded and became hoplite citizen-soldiers sworn to defend the Polis that day and accepted Pericles as their strategos and savior. An owl named “Athenian Democracy” flew into the room and perched atop the Greek Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The Odyssey was read several times, and Athena herself showed up and implemented direct democracy for all adult male citizens.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He tried to flee back east to his shit "empire" but Poseidon sent him to the bottom.
ΑΘΗΝΑΙΩΝ
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NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
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In honor of Father's Day, and the fact that we haven't seen any Robin Williams movies for SPC Movie Night, we're watching Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)! I added hardsubs because we have some ESL viewers and Williams talks in goofy voices the whole movie.
Showtime is at 5:30pm US Mountain Time (UTC-06:00), or about 23 minutes from now.
https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
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Battle of Blair Mountain 布莱尔山之战 Waco 韦科 Ruby Ridge 红宝石岭 Bonus Army Massacre 奖金军队大屠杀 Trail of Tears 一行泪 Kent State Shootings 肯特州射击队 Colonization of the Philippines 菲律宾殖民地 Japanese Internment 之战 Wounded Knee 膝盖受伤 Agent Orange 代理橙 Bodo League Massacre 博多联盟大屠杀 Tonkin Gulf Incident 东京湾事件 Iran-Contra Affair 伊朗 - 反对事件 Bay of Pigs 快速和激烈的枪支贸易 Tulsa Race Riots 塔尔萨种族骚乱 Iraq War 北方侵略战争
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Our next movie for SPC Movie Night is Napoleon Dynamite (2004). Get in!
https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
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I have Sunday night off. This means more movies.
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In ~1 hour we're watching anime movies. GET IN!
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Showtime is in ~3 hours.
@moonman @thatbrickster @rw @coolboymew @nerthos @triodug @augustus
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Today at 11:30am US Mountain Time (UTC-06:00), we're watching some chinaman cartoons: K-ON! Movie (2011) and Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1999)! Be there!
https://tube.seriousposter.club/r/seriousposters
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When @moonman meets up with @rw
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@Olivia @rin never forget
with this cahracter's death.jpg…
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