Notices by Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li), page 7
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Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-2018 08:29:22 JST Azu I watched Tanaka-kun wa itsumo kedaruge 3 times, and Echizen is part of the reason I did.
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Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Friday, 07-Sep-2018 03:17:26 JST Azu
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Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Monday, 03-Sep-2018 22:38:12 JST Azu listen buddy. bent over rows before bent over hoes. curls before girls. quads before broads. ham squeezes before slam pieces. legs before kegs and before eggs if you know what I mean. pecs before sex. u catch my drift? traps before tramps. calves before laffs. tri's before thighs unless you mean quads in which case, thighs and tri's on same day. clean and jerk before jerk, then clean. if u no wat i mean. cardios before the party hoes as they say in austria. make sure you snatch before da snatch. deadlift before u get sniffed. u know wat im sayin? morning after pill AFTER good mornings. good? burpees before herpes. barbells before southern belles, but dumbells are the same thing so im not sure. u get it? back to the law, glutes before sloots, core before whores, lat rows before fat hoes, planks for the skanks. did i say dat already? power shrugs be4 da shower hugs. dat ones from 4chan. which reminds me. calisthenics before phallus antics. remember dat? plyometrics before u blindfold wet chicks. u know wat im sayin? circuit training before jerkin draining. catch my drift? tabata before tabitha. chin-up curls before pin-up girls. i got all day buddy. sit-ups before titfucks. pec minors before you wreck minors. -
Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Saturday, 01-Sep-2018 20:02:57 JST Azu My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Oshino Shinobu and Cirno pics I keep on my shelf, behind my figures. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before posting ":corndog:" and reading my mentions. A 65k characters. Neppybot helps me get through the morning without one of my mutuals winding up with his notifications filled with smugs. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my smug folder out from my hard drive and make a few strong points about the quality of thought on the fediverse. -
Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Aug-2018 10:42:01 JST Azu I love you guys #nohomo -
Azu (azurolu@pl.smuglo.li)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Jul-2018 23:55:33 JST Azu
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