Notices by a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 14-May-2019 07:21:13 JST 
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pleroma 1.0 will be a really nice release :) -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Friday, 03-May-2019 06:54:03 JST
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@nepfag also ich arbeite mit ölfarben und meine frau macht in keramik -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2019 06:04:29 JST
a very strange kassetten boy
I'm not completely sure why but I hate tvtropes as much as I hate xkcd, if not more -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2019 04:21:23 JST
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@nepfag @levi prost
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2019 22:33:32 JST
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You think the capitalists control the society? the rothschild's? the lizard people? No, it's the finnish hobbyhorse girls, the secretest society of them all -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-2019 00:08:21 JST
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be careful, alex.
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2019 23:57:18 JST
a very strange kassetten boy
patreon 2.0
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2019 16:32:04 JST
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I don’t think „elders“ is quite the correct word
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Monday, 22-Apr-2019 06:00:28 JST
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Sunday, 21-Apr-2019 23:53:58 JST
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OK, after some requests I'll hereby declare that I'll block Nazis, MAGA's and alt-righters from my flagship instance immediately. TERFs, too. -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Saturday, 20-Apr-2019 20:06:58 JST
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Basically, Marx was a communist -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Saturday, 20-Apr-2019 02:00:12 JST
a very strange kassetten boy
Beach
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Friday, 19-Apr-2019 17:00:38 JST
a very strange kassetten boy
tag urself
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2019 01:06:25 JST
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@moonman @johnnynull this is what he says about it: https://twitter.com/thisgreyspirit/status/1116518551291158528
I'd say it looks like this was a group effort as most big projects are, she got somewhat unfairly singled out but she's trying to tell the media it was a group effort. He's not gonna dump on his coworker and probably friend just to score points with pepeists. -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Friday, 12-Apr-2019 17:26:41 JST
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Day ONE
A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"
Day TWO
The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"
Day FIVE
The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".
Day 96
The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.
Day 97
The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.
Day 188
The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.
Day 190
The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.
Day 194
As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!
Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.
Day 200
Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure. -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2019 22:50:45 JST
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> be tenshi
> eat corndog
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2019 15:57:52 JST
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https://github.com/snackon/Witchmacs
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2019 19:46:32 JST
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a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2019 15:53:18 JST
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lol https://lobste.rs/s/izv547/how_i_discovered_easter_egg_android_s
this guy
- sniffed the traffic for the android security system
- disassembled their secret apk they send when you cna decode the messages
- rewrote the whole service
- found a message 'contact us' in the code, wrote them
- they called him back a few months later
- didn't take him on because he wasn't good enough in developing a base64 encoder over a telephone interview
So these are the mega-brains at google. -
a very strange kassetten boy (lain@testing.pleroma.lol)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2019 15:57:19 JST
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