Notices by ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd: (shitlord@dobbs.town)

Cats in space.

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers?

1. Can't legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language.

2. Obsessed with contracts.

3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law.

4. Really good at exploiting loopholes.

5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent.

Conclusion?? lawyers are actually Faeries, they don't even try to hide the fact that they only perform their magic in courts.

The truth is out there :jrbd:

I need a cat right stat now.

@Skeletor

How the world works.

Fum is on the shelves at Dobbs.town! Get it while the crushing ennui still allows you.

A true visionary

Meow

After a long slog through Outer Mongolia, you will arrive at dobbs.town... IF you are strong enough to survive the journey, of course.

It's always good to have an audience.

@feld what are you smoking? Are you a paid shill, or this stupid?

T̸̮͓͖͚͈̮͈̆̆̈͑̓́͆̎i̶̭̋̓m̴̢͕͈̳̟̮̊̋̾͗̔͂̓̚ě̷͇͉͔͂͌̓̓͒͂̓ ̸̛͔̱̖̰̬̊̆̃̔͊̿͝ ̵̲̜͈̼̦͍̤̏̎h̵̠͉͇̳̀̌̎̎͛̎̆̒ả̷̢͇̽̌̄͋̒̕͝͝͝s̶̭̝͋͜ ̷̜̹͑̎̂̇͒͂̒̚͝c̴̢̳̯̹̯̟̖̾o̵̧̠͖͕͚̘͋̔ͅm̷̝̗̖̮͎͖̱̖͊̀e̸̛̮͖̥̭̥̗̥̗̤͔͛̍̽̅̄̍̍̀͠. :jrbd: