Notices by lain (lain@lain.com), page 3
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I'll earn enough money, she can stay at home and read her silly historical diaries
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Boys :blobangery:
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@boner delicious
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drinking cofe is my passion
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This lil guy is getting cortisone now for itchy ear
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The dividing line between millenials and gen x is finding minions funny
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@shpuld hoch die hände, wochenende
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@mono well now i can't do it anymore
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I joined the joke newsletter by al lowe (the guy who made the larry games), and it's stuff like this every day:
"What does a prostitute do on her day off? She spends her fucking money!"
"While her husband was stationed overseas, their four-year-old daughter decided that she wanted a baby brother. Mom told her, "Good idea, but shouldn't we wait until Daddy gets home from Europe?" The little girl had another idea. "Let's just surprise him!""
""Boss, I'm sorry, but I can't come in today. I'm sick." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How sick are you?" "I'm in bed with my sister!""
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more from planet, japan
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@boner sexy
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@hakui
> 9pm
> real Nippon working hours
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how pleroma actually works
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Why are European games so ugly
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@mono did it change your life
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@mono how to lose your job
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@Nightingalle someone needs to buy you some proper heels some day...
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never click on a woman video in youtube shorts unless you want to see nothing but somewhat attractive women doing average things
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@augustus This spectacle of politics is such a tarpit for the mind.
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@augustus i don't know, i guess it's a hobby for some, like breeding rabbits or collecting stamps, and those people join parties and stuff.
lain
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