Notices by :pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club), page 5
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:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-2022 21:20:11 JST :pascal: The plan: smoke weed with literally every SPC user. Yes even the schizo ones. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-2022 21:17:37 JST :pascal: *robber gets stabbed to death by shopkeep in self defense*
"what is WRONG with this country? We're absolutely doomed. We've never sunk this low"
*Native American after kidnapping and raping the neighboring tribe's women*
"Boy what a week"
"But Walks-With-Wings.... it's Wednesday" -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-2022 21:16:45 JST :pascal: It should be legal to murder guys with dreads at concerts. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Aug-2022 08:28:27 JST :pascal: Absolutely losing my shit at Mexicans being angry that white people are gentrifying mexico city lmao -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Aug-2022 08:28:22 JST :pascal: All my Chicano friends mad about whites discovering how cheap Mexico city is after posting about your faggy vacations nonstop every year -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Aug-2022 08:25:49 JST :pascal: Ignored an acquaintance's 57th Instagram dm wanting to debate about something gay/retarded so he posts this lmao -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jul-2022 14:21:11 JST :pascal: I'm just gonna start taking Adderall fuck it -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Jul-2022 14:20:47 JST :pascal: Holy fuck this fit -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jul-2022 04:18:20 JST :pascal: Being contracted by the UN to use my super powers to put down vreezy for good. We meet in Albania at high noon. I plead with her to stop this madness but she says she's the only sane one left. We clash in an unbelievable display of force. Everyone in Albania is caught in the collateral damage. We eventually decide to stop fighting after the realization that we both know someone with the same name. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 15-Jul-2022 08:26:21 JST :pascal: Yo why does every single conservative documentary/video start with a drone shot time lapse of a highway overlooking a city? With the little violent swells. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jul-2022 09:25:34 JST :pascal: @mono @rw
Dear Mono,
I am so sorry for accidentally triggering your schizophrenia. I had no idea that my words would have such a profound effect on you. I was only trying to help you see things from a different perspective, and I never meant to cause you so much pain.
I know that the hallucinations and delusions you experience are very real to you, and I can only imagine how frightening and confusing they must be. I am here for you though, and I will do whatever I can to help you through this difficult time.
Please know that I am deeply sorry for anything I may have done to contribute to your illness, and I will do everything in my power to make it up to you. I love you, Mono, and I will always be here for you. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jul-2022 09:21:37 JST :pascal: Can't post a single thing on the fediverse without getting fucking novels sent to you by autists -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Jul-2022 13:38:13 JST :pascal: Horikoshi scientifically crafting the sexiest women possible for his manga -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Jul-2022 13:38:05 JST :pascal: Glad this person is still out there grinding. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jul-2022 13:52:22 JST :pascal: Women literally cannot understand FLCL. Sorry. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jul-2022 07:43:18 JST :pascal: Oh shit did paypig shut down? -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 10-Jul-2022 07:43:13 JST :pascal: Rip in piece. I guess Dick really DOES forget that he runs services -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Jul-2022 09:18:40 JST :pascal: Fiancee: "what do you do if we have a daughter?"
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:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Jul-2022 09:30:20 JST :pascal: @mono I HIGHLY doubt Jay and silent bob reboot and fucking red State did well in distribution/streaming. -
:pascal: (triodug@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 08-Jul-2022 09:28:30 JST :pascal: Holy fucking shit the last like 5 Kevin Smith movies absolutely fucking BOMBED in the box office.