Notices by 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live)

@mono one hundred times yes

@mono is he still alive

I spent 2 years atop a hill in meditation to bring you these pasta sauce tips

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love.

@Arcana @eris tempted to fill this out then delete it 30 secounds afater i post it

@mono post triofest depression disorder

@cell @nosleep we do that too dw

@cell @nosleep nobody is ever going to beat USA in a racism contest dont even try bud

Where were you when the send it boys broke up

@mono this is the best way to do it i think

Question for people who find anime drawings sexy - when you're imagining you're having sex with the anime girl, do you imagine yourself drawn in the same style as the image? Do you imagine the anime girl is real? Do you just imagine you a real person fucking a cartoon???

@mono @thatbrickster I hope someday to visit the great river Gulu and learn what native Londoners call it in their backwards fogbreathing culture

king shit

@thatbrickster the funniest thing about "discovery" of places where people had lived for tens of thousands of years is that even back then there were people who pointed out you cant 'really be the first person to disocver somewhere were people have lived for ten thousand years

"Stupid Flanders" a phrase uttered by none other than Homer Simpson, but a phrase almost certainly uttered by English duchy level feudal lords as well

Who remembers Todd kincannon

Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.

@mono one sentence at a time :)

@mono reading is a tall order i gotta just be honest