Notices by 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live)

royal rumble time!

>vote for the guy who promised to make things cheaper
>he makes everything more expensive

things are going well in the USA

@sun i have been in like actually In Love with three people over the course of my life and all three of them had very unconventional/odd/unusual senses of humor and were Hilarious

@sun biggest thing for me

@sun it's cheap and all anyone running a business cares about is making more money

@tk hey what's up

@mono one hundred times yes

@mono is he still alive

I spent 2 years atop a hill in meditation to bring you these pasta sauce tips

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love.

@Arcana @eris tempted to fill this out then delete it 30 secounds afater i post it

@mono post triofest depression disorder

@cell @nosleep we do that too dw

@cell @nosleep nobody is ever going to beat USA in a racism contest dont even try bud

Where were you when the send it boys broke up

@mono this is the best way to do it i think

Question for people who find anime drawings sexy - when you're imagining you're having sex with the anime girl, do you imagine yourself drawn in the same style as the image? Do you imagine the anime girl is real? Do you just imagine you a real person fucking a cartoon???

@mono @thatbrickster I hope someday to visit the great river Gulu and learn what native Londoners call it in their backwards fogbreathing culture