Notices by 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live), page 7

if someone I just started dating sent me an onboarding document I'd be on boarding the nearest train as far away from them as possible

@mono not as bad as opiate pain medication and that's the call we made

anyway the edibles are kicking in

I can only imagine people who continuously go to bat over and over and over again for people like Elon Musk only do so because they have a fantasy where someday THEY will be rich old weirdo who gets to post "dank memes" to "own" libs.

what all those news stories about cops dying from skin contact with fentanyl "forget" to tell you is that the skin that was being contacted was on the inside of the nose

@mono me infodumping at someone about my paradox games exploits

modelo is the best beer ever actually (if you factor in things like availability and price)

Someone should deepfake Joe Biden doing the charlie Manson monologue at the beginning of beware by death grips

Yeezus
Yhandi
Yedolph

anyone want ot start a stoner/doom/sludge project with me called WEEDEATER

"before you can start receiving development updates, please figure out how to navigate our in house bot system in order to assign yourself a pronouns role, and make sure to read our rules! why do we have an oddly specific rule about sexual harassment? don't worry about it! aren't you ready to interact with 800 other people whose soul commonality with you is a passing interest in the same video game?!"

AtE ck3 mod please come out challenge

"I'm sorry, Weezer is next"
~ Why

seeing why tomorrow night

Every time you use novel technology to generate naked anime people your chance of entering the kingdom of heaven decreases by 25%

@disarray Your name is TOYOTA TACOMA and if you miss the DRIVE TO DECEMBER SALE one more time you're going to have to GET RATHER VIOLENT

@mono smoking on that shit that got Alan touring

Georgia made me go on pen island dot net

I talk to spiders, usually just the standards
"Oh, hello, nice day? Catch any flies?" Then a nod at what anthropomorphic twitch signals that I've been heard
Neighbors respecting space pay the rent in dead common vermin or parasitic scourge

Sometimes though I'll talk to the spiders about much deeper things. Hopes and dreams and various complexes and love, and though they answer me, the answers are not the ones I want

@mono what are the other four