Notices by 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live), page 8

seeing why tomorrow night

Every time you use novel technology to generate naked anime people your chance of entering the kingdom of heaven decreases by 25%

@disarray Your name is TOYOTA TACOMA and if you miss the DRIVE TO DECEMBER SALE one more time you're going to have to GET RATHER VIOLENT

@mono smoking on that shit that got Alan touring

Georgia made me go on pen island dot net

I talk to spiders, usually just the standards
"Oh, hello, nice day? Catch any flies?" Then a nod at what anthropomorphic twitch signals that I've been heard
Neighbors respecting space pay the rent in dead common vermin or parasitic scourge

Sometimes though I'll talk to the spiders about much deeper things. Hopes and dreams and various complexes and love, and though they answer me, the answers are not the ones I want

@mono what are the other four

I might have to actually learn computer things someday so I can work from bed when the cramping is too bad lol

I refuse to participate in the "mario movie". I will not watch the trailer. I will not think about it.

Curry was mid tbh but that's okay we're learning

Sauce is a lemon pepper cashew

is "of a drug overdose" even something people say?

what language am I speaking

Guy who was active for hours every day on r/atheism in 2010 who now tells everyone they know about how Jesus said racism was good actually

@mono which game???

@mono im going to make this exact meal for dinner

i might be the only person alive who was told by a doctor to drink more sugary beverages

im so fucking tired

@fuggy

Hannah Hoch (1889-1978,German)

The steak is a l*I am shot and killed*