Notices by 「VRISKA」 (vriska@lizards.live), page 9

My favorite kind of bootlicker recently was the guy who thought cloudflare was based last week despite their long and storied history of censorship

>get knocked down

evil japanese condiment be like POISON sauce

Evil blood filtering body organ be like DIEver

Madea throws the first brick at stonewall

Honestly the first pirates of the Caribbean movie went hard I won't apologize

@mono I agree with this actually but doing bad things seems to be bad for me regardless of who they're being done to

so-called activists when you ask them why they focus all their energy on hindering bad things instead of helping good things

@cell @mono I'm actually going to take some online courses in graphic and web design junk starting tomorrow

@mono it's actually a .doc with clipsrt fucking up the margins

@mono and how well has the whole being born thing been going tough guy

>50 year old comedian marries long time girlfriend, 23
>Long time
>Girlfriend
>23

Don't need a "map" to figure this one out

@mono Vince Vaughn is the guy and Adam Sandler in drag is his wife

@mono this would have been a huge hit in 2005

Time wizard seeking space wizard for wizard battle

Bart Simpson (rude)

Evil Nick at night be like home unimprovement up next followed by family doesn't matter

:spiderlove: :spiderlove: :spiderlove:

Never ask a man his salary
A woman her age
Or a gamer interested in "European history" what his EU4 save looks like

Fireproofing the house