Notices by san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)
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san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 02:47:10 JST san po
@snacks misleading chart because they are all extracting DXM from cough syrup in their bathroom -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 08:38:39 JST san po
fosdem? are you guys gay, hanging out with friends and meeting friends, being with friends and hanging out and -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 03:50:07 JST san po
my workplace hired an honest to god femboy last week and I swear I will go to prison soon for being a creep. my goal is just to get fired and arrested -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 03:40:13 JST san po
I've been wondering what the fuck luanti is but apparently it's minetest.
I wanted to insert a joke about jami here but I couldn't remember any of the 5 different names lol, had to look it up in a list -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 03:30:51 JST san po
first rest day from working out this year and I got myself 2 pizzas. life is glorious -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 00:22:34 JST san po
literally me -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 00:21:49 JST san po
if someone actually takes a picture of their face and ID and sends them to a porn site for government permission to jack off that should revoke their human rights -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2024 23:08:10 JST san po
I estimate that it's gonna take 2 weeks after pomu quits for the vshojo announcement to drop. feb 3rd screencap it -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 12-Jan-2024 16:55:37 JST san po
cofe -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 23-Oct-2022 09:04:45 JST san po
the strange case of dr. 😭 and mr. 💢 -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 16-Jul-2022 20:49:08 JST san po
what kind of an activity is "morbing" -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 20-May-2022 01:32:59 JST san po
potat field is now ready for the planting of potats. that'll be in about 3 weeks, it's gotta be june 10 or else it doesn't work. no fertilizer this year, I used horse poop last year and I think there's still plenty of the good stuff left in there. -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 13-May-2022 04:47:51 JST san po
@lain that's a pretty big mercedes star, imagine how huge the car must've been -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 06-May-2022 02:11:39 JST san po
@shmibs he really needs a good night's sleep -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 06-May-2022 02:06:54 JST san po
out of all the harry potter actors and actresses, rupert grint is the one who looks the least like a drug addict that was just dragged from underneath a bridge and dressed up in good clothes.and the sad thing is that he literally looks just like that -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Thursday, 05-May-2022 21:10:44 JST san po
@Moon as a self-diagnosed ornithologist, reading this made my hairline recede quite a bit -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 08-Apr-2022 03:02:27 JST san po
you know you done something wrong when you unsuspectingly pick up a movie and suddenly there's tom hanks on your screenwhat's even more uncanny is that there wasn't a huge picture of his face on the poster looking like forrest gump -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 01-Apr-2022 23:41:32 JST san po
@hj it's a lotta trouble I tell you -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 01-Apr-2022 23:41:29 JST san po
@hj if I went into babushkas house and saw human hair on the walls I would run away very fast -
san po (sampo@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 01-Apr-2022 23:32:08 JST san po
@shmibs TIG is so gentle and relaxing, I have a very quiet rig and if you clean the parts well it's smooth sailing.