Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 3

you: sorry, whats that?

me: uhh, well i mean i can't really explain it, just look it up, google is your friend, jus--- *shakes head vigerously* fuck,!!! Google ain't your friend! duck duck go it. go it. duck the fuck outta it. put that question to the duck my friend. Duck it. or go to a library & ask them. say "can you duck this for me" like that. "can you duck this fact to tell me its true". thats what you say now

hello!!!!

*slurp*

Water.

today?? im feeling extremely the

found this wholesome meme on the wall of a 750-year-old pub

ALERT: your computer has one (1) virus, and it’s You,

i am on another train

me: the truth is, i gotta love mike oldfields lead guitar sound. guitarists hate it, theres no rock & roll to it at all, it barely even sounds like a guitar. thats why its so good. thats the real punk ro--

*distant sirens wailing*

me: ah fuck its the Tone Police

finally found the master control switch for the season

hey look its Donny

*me, looking out of the window, at the rain* damn that reminds me, i really like the rain. i wonder when it'll rain

*me, listening to a music song* wow! this slap really bop’s

*me listening to a music dong* wow! this slap really bop’s

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thanks

dora update!!!! Here’s Dora

me: castles are brutalist. gothic architecture is brutalist

architecture professor: please can you leave now

me: the sony playstation 2 is a brutalist building

*FRANTICALLY googling*
bird socks
bird foot socks
socks that give you birds' feet
socks to put on to make your feet into bird feet

is it true that mastodon is actually a psyop created by hover and namecheap to spur people into paying crazy prices for hip domain names such as "balls.hypno.gongle.sigil", "godzone.fuck" and "will.i.am.shitner"

2017: people wearing earphones in their nostrils like its normal

2018: its now possible to convert nationwide sentiment directly into MIDI

2019: most towns have a furry disco

2020: special bypass surgery to make sure none of your thoughts go through your brain anymore

2021: asteroid