Notices by hazel, president of the world (envgen@mastodon.social)

i just remembered a festival i went to in ireland as a child, the main attraction of which is a live goat on a really tall platform and you look at the goat and go "wow that goat's really high up"

i had to google it to make sure it wasn't something from a father ted episode but it's real - it's called puck fair, they crown a goat "king puck" and keep him up there for THREE DAYS

nice

eyebrows are a mess but ive already packed my tweezers

bottom of my foot hurts? whats that bit called. palm of the foot

*slaps watertight bulkhead of the RMS Titanic* this bad boy can contain so much water provided no more than 4 compartments are breached and the water does not spill over the top of the watertight bulkheads