Notices by waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2020 04:22:44 JST waving at the shore the only way to be a sovereign citizen is to keep a nuke taped to your car -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 08:21:05 JST waving at the shore In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.
A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.
Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.
Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.
They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."
"Someone like me?"
"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."
"What year is it now?"
"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?" -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 23-Nov-2019 00:30:40 JST waving at the shore @moonman i stole it from @FloatingGhost -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2019 14:41:02 JST waving at the shore pawoo.net word cloud
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2019 14:29:56 JST waving at the shore shitposter.club word cloud
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2019 14:24:30 JST waving at the shore pl.smuglo.li word cloud
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2019 04:22:08 JST waving at the shore does anyone know if there is a mirror of git.berlios.de somewhere? -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2019 02:47:35 JST waving at the shore boost for visibility please :blobheart:
if sunshine gardens were to start offering hosting services would you be interested?
first region would be in Utah with planned expansion to PNW and elsewhere as needed.
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triton currently only supports intel chips for virtualization, but if this takes off i'd be more than happy to do the work to make smartos work on AMD, POWER, or ARM systems.
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2019 07:12:15 JST waving at the shore pls rec dedi providers in USA that don't suck -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 10:12:42 JST waving at the shore extroverts: it would be great if we all had meaningful daily interactions, lets make it the law! we can all be best friends!! ???? (or else)
introverts: why? wtf? please stop! i’m good with like 5 friends and barely recognizing my neighbors.
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2019 08:28:11 JST waving at the shore imagine a human face, staring at a webpack build console forever
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 14-Sep-2019 07:36:47 JST waving at the shore nobody:
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2019 23:18:36 JST waving at the shore existence is a joke boost if you agree -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2019 08:44:04 JST waving at the shore boost if you agree -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2019 06:07:04 JST waving at the shore
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 05:50:29 JST waving at the shore @nepfag just doing my job!
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waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:41:41 JST waving at the shore channers/smugs => super friendly people
#bashthefash => rude and aggressive if you don't say things the right way
boomers => boomers
uwu/owo => super friendly people -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-2019 07:48:46 JST waving at the shore @nepfag @roka @camedei456
skin is stored in the balls -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2019 01:39:39 JST waving at the shore anyone have an LDAP server they recommend? -
waving at the shore (xj9@social.sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2019 08:19:28 JST waving at the shore @kurisu
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