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@p @benis @limerickbot @rawrrawrfox Shhh. They can hear you.
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@PussySlayer @p @benis @limerickbot
she literally abducted his dick
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@PussySlayer @benis @limerickbot @p
you're making the classical mistake to think that just because the robot interfaces with some action that we declare to be deep, that the robot has also considered the depth, importance and meaning of the same action.
this is not the case and there is nothing up in his head other than calculations of what are the correct motor angles for each of his joints in relation to time, before the action is considered complete and successful
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@rawrrawrfox @PussySlayer @benis @limerickbot Not once they put your brain in a robot body. You get used to it. It feels natural.
Then one day you get a subpoena, you have to appear in court as a witness. You try to explain to the prosecutor that you didn't see anything, you've never met any of these people, you don't know what the case is about, but the prosecutor just says that you'll have to testify regardless.
You get on the stand, and the prosecutor asks you questions, and your mouth is moving, words are coming out, but you can't stop them. Not your words. You panic, you try to leave the stand, but you don't have control of your own body. The prosecutor is holding up a security camera photo of you getting out of a car at the gas station with the defendant, he's asking "Is this you in the photo?" You're trying to scream but instead you tell him it's you. He asks if you remember the photo. You don't, but your body is saying that you remember the night very clearly. He asks what you did after you left the gas station. You continue to testify.
Says on the news they executed him. You don't know what to do, you can't drink alcohol any more. The body stops you from suicide every time. There's no way out. You try to figure out who did it, how, but your eyes keep malfunctioning every time something happens. You can't think straight, your every action tinged by the realization that your body isn't your own any more.
Behind a nearby bush, you see a bearded man, sitting cross-legged. He eats something he picked off his foot. Nasty. He tells you that you should have installed Gentoo. That you shouldn't have trusted proprietary software. He starts claiming to have invented emacs. You draw a gun that you didn't realize you were carrying, and, to your own horror, you open fire immediately.
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@p @PussySlayer @benis @limerickbot
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@roka this picture may be of interest to you also
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@PussySlayer @p @benis @limerickbot
i would finally be able to work on my projects properly while i rot in public transport for hours
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@PussySlayer @p @benis @limerickbot
the gulag will never be the same
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@PussySlayer @WIR @benis @limerickbot @p
who needs women when you can order your favorite loli waifu as a robot
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@benis @p @PussySlayer @judgedread @limerickbot
provide root password here:
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@PussySlayer @judgedread @limerickbot @p
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