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I call it the "Sandwich for Assholes". You just put the good shit in: meat, cheese (a kind of low-fidelity approximation of meat, a square wave of food), hot sauce. Served cold while casting aspersions on someone that wastes their mouth's time with bread.
Like you. Ha, unbelievable. "Bread." Bread is useless, you retard. You absolute jackass. Are you slow? Bread is the idiot's meat. Your meals are a torment. You chose poorly, you shaved ape. Save God the time and effort.
Bread.
Fuck you.
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- In Naraka (permanently) repeated this.
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@march @theblessing @p dios mio...
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@p @galena dunno manif you think bread tastes bad, it just doesn't sound like you have good bread.it's like if someone told you they think hamburgers taste bad
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@fluffy @galena This is also false but I live in a place with reasonable food.
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@p @galena here in europe, i sometimes eat just simple bread and nothing else because it is so deliciousten cent rolls from some unnamed bakery taste better than the most gourmet french bread i had in berkeley. i don't think you can buy anything i'd rightfully call bread in america.
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@galena @fluffy Tortillas are just bread that tries to fool you by tasting good.
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@fluffy @p Tortillas. Best of both worlds. And food's less likely to fall out, too.
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@fluffy Depends on how high-fat the Swiss is, but greasy is the opposite of sticky.
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@p >greasy is the opposite of stickythat's a pretty good point. perhaps i failed to properly describe the advantage of bread and wraps which is that they are neither greasy nor sticky. I don't really know the word for "you can hold it in your hands and it's fine". But I don't think you can hold cheese in your hands without having to wipe them down all the time.Meanwhile I eat a sandwich every day while writing notes in my notebook and don't leave any stains.so perhaps bread is the panacea of multitaskers, but cheese wraps are for the real foodiessomething like this
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@p dunno manif you held a block swiss cheese for 10s and then typed on your keyboard wouldnt it get greasy
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@p can you name one cheese that isn't sticky when you hold it
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@fluffy Colby, Swiss, any cheese that isn't too fatty.
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@p yeah but cheese is sticky
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@fluffy Depends on the cheese, does it not?