Notices by sage (mono@shitposter.club), page 39
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sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2023 19:08:36 JST
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i'm the type of nigga that sings Down With The Sickness in the karaoke bar -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2023 15:43:47 JST
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I’m the courtroom artist drawing devil horns on the defendant -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 18:39:44 JST
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@toiletpaper @whiteline @djsumdog
As a 21st century human you are better off believing every conspiracy theory is just true and the world is run by demons that hate humanity. There is literally no downside to this as long as you don’t tell anyone else.
It’s all a ploy to get people to go to stores more often for fewer things instead of bulk buying from Costco once a month. -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 03:11:22 JST
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welcome to banworld, boogie -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 14-May-2023 00:23:01 JST
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@Moon did you ever send shp the omiyage -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 13-May-2023 22:40:41 JST
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people who annoy you -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 23:54:11 JST
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zelda is a boring baby game -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 18:36:13 JST
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all zelda games are fucking boring -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 18:31:11 JST
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batman but he swoops down nd jabs criminals in the neck with an AIDS infected needle -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 13:44:58 JST
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got impatient and opened the dishwasher too early -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 15:07:39 JST
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I can’t help but feel resentful of people who waste the attention given to them. -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 14:48:07 JST
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It is capitalisms fault that I’m not allowed to buy more than ten Pokémon card boosters a day from Target -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 11-May-2023 07:40:27 JST
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this is federal jurisdiction because the air molecules around the scene of the crime could have passed state lines at some point since 1777 -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 12:06:12 JST
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is blankface offensive -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 11:23:48 JST
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*Jeff Cliff unsheathes katana* “So you must be my enemy huh” -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 11:19:27 JST
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@All_bonesJones milked that content cow good. Get that bag bones -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 09-May-2023 08:00:11 JST
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@vriska get in stream -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 08-May-2023 21:18:52 JST
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@Moon no -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 08-May-2023 19:01:57 JST
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just finished reading Antiracist Baby. All I can say is... wow -
sage (mono@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 08-May-2023 19:00:41 JST
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tokyo people be like "lets go out to eat sometime" and then never actually do it and ghost you for months