Notices by チャノロジー、30日@南フ42a (japananon@pawoo.net), page 18

Man, if you're on an empty stomach, those 9% chuhais ain't nothin to fuck with...

@zemichi
マキシマム ザ フリーダム

@inareth
Yeah, seems to work.

Why is there a redneck fight club in the basement of a munitions factory?
Why is it beyond multiple security checkpoints and research labs?
Why is some super clone worth millions of dollars (by the story's own logic) tested on in a super duper science lab in said facility, but then taken out of that secure facility and held in a county jail for safekeeping?

Latex kung-fu nuns with rocket launchers weren't even an issue for me compared to all of the above. This is turbo shit, I hate it.

All sense of immersion, place, and logic are piledrived through the floor constantly. It honestly feels like six people each wrote their own stories in isolation, along with predetermined set pieces based on the logic of "this would be cool", then they were stitched together in random order.

I tried to play more Hitman Absolution, just to see if I was wrong and it got better. It did not.

They almost had me interested during an extended infiltration mission...going from the parking lot to the security office to the courtyard, lobby, factory floor of an arms factory actually almost started to feel like a real Hitman game for a moment.

Then it went off the rails again. Mission objectives appear with no context or explanation, locations change for no reason...this game is dog shit.

Did something new happen with EUNOMIA, or is this just people learning about it for the first time again?

The cloaking device can work seamlessly into the scenario.

Has anybody made a porno version of The Predator, and if so, have they called it "The Sexual Predator"? Because if not, I have an elevator pitch for PornHub Originals.

Speaking as somebody who enjoyed most of the Hitman games, it's hard to articulate exactly how and why Hitman: Absolution is such unforgivable garbage.

It really feels like people who had never played the game stepped in and slapped faces and names onto a completely different game, overloaded it with faux-gritty overindulgent garbage, and watered down actual gameplay in the service of a narrative that makes me feel nausea ranging from mild to overpowering at any given moment.

@conoghi
...at least she's giving you a reason to make pudding at 4am

@nobody
I can't say that I've seen anybody talk about it much, but I haven't been looking out for it. I'm assuming it's relegated to Incomprehensible Foreigner Drama right now, largely.

@march
@igeljaeger
This is from 2018, for god's sake...nobody even bothered proofing or correcting it in nine months.