Notices by Ademan (ademan@thebag.social), page 2

@Moon @lain @hakui arizona bay?

@lain @kaia come visit ancapistan in my head!

@lain @kaia me either, it’ll be heterosexual feelings sharing and handholding

@lain

perhaps we could peacefully dissociate, and live our lives according to our convictions without battling each other every 2 and 4 years over who will impose their will on whom… they can live in their caves according to their wishes, and we can live, according to our wishes.

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@Jdogg247 @Moon @pcachu @thendrix

@lain

also there’s a lot better chance of them breaking rank if they have y’know money on the line

@inference @rein @sim

The idea that strong man dictator would represent your interests is hilarious.

@lain hallo

@lain restaurants are degenerate anyways, apparently

@lain Oh and, could i get a cookie for later?

@lain Is this a rhetorical question?

@lain understandable, sometimes you forget which account you’re logged in as

@lain you could always marry an american

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@lain @bot @p @parker @shmibs

more importantly, how do you mislead people on safety without utterly destroying your reputation? (without a legal monopoly on safety determinations like government agencies enjoy)

@lain @bot @p @parker

Oh I know they exist, but @shmibs seems to think the average person is incapable of evaluating safety themselves, but my point is the average person has been trained their whole life not to evaluate safety themselves.

@shmibs @bot @p @lain @parker

customers don’t care about lab reports

Sure, in a world where 99% of safety evaluation has been systematically outsourced to unquestionable authorities. People drive more carefully without seatbelts on, why would you assume consumer behavior would remain identical?

@coldacid

it’s true, kids these days

any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

@shmibs @lain @rizzo @Moon @noyoushutthefuckupdad

@shmibs @lain many, many universities are government run in the first place, and if they’re commissioned police officers per your link, then it’s hard to call them entirely private.

Either way, they kill a lot fewer innocent people than government police do.

@shmibs @lain “private” prisons only have one customer, the government. They could not exist without the government, and do not operate in a market whatsoever.

No private security force resembles private police, the joke here about private security is that they can do little besides yell at you and call the “real” police.

I’ve never dealt with private arbitration but it’s a direct response to the inefficiencies of government courts.

@lain @guizzy Walter Block would like a word

@lain @guizzy finally, someone who understands the social utility of blackmail!